The Rules

1. Always be happy


2. Never give up on something worth fighting for


3. Don't let something hold you back


4. Don't sell out


5. Don't apologise unless you mean it


6. Don't make a bad compromise, or a good compromise for bad reasons


7. Be true to yourself not others


8. Never be scared of anything


9. Always protect what you cannot replace.


10. Never give out all the information.


11. Lie well- Be specific, don't smile, don't look desperate, add a little truth


12. Double check everything


13. The password is always Oreo's


14. Be wary of bathrooms


15. Clean up your own messes


16. Always have a way out


17. It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission


18. You can't be right all the time, but assume you are anyway


19. Don't hope for things, do something about them


20. Books are endlessly useful


21. Always break this rule


22. It's not always a happy ending, get over it


23. Never be unreachable


24. Drive fast- it's the best way to avoid roadside bombings


25. Always have something to defend yourself with


26. Never promise anything


27. Always open the box


28. When in doubt, throw the first punch


29. Anger only leads to more anger